I’ve come to fetishize business wear. I know the scene is all about latex and leather, but my idea of BDSM-appropriate clothing is silk and cotton and the only leather is in my shoes or my belt.

Well, not really fetishize, because that would imply any kind of business wear or formal wear did the job for me. No, I’m fetishizing business and formal-wear when my wife and I wear them.

I think it’s a side-effect of both of us being the kinds of people who didn’t really dress up before this year. My wife was married in a simple white dress she borrowed from a friend when we eloped, and when I worked in a business setting, I bought my dress clothes from whatever mass-market store sold them. For most of my life, I was quite content to wear jeans and tee-shirts. I never really cared about clothes. I never really cared about my appearance.

Now…I see getting dressed up in a suit and tie — in the right circumstances, certainly as not part of the everyday grind — to be an act of submission to my wife. I remember a few months ago, she told me how hot I looked wearing suits to work and to various functions down here, so when she flew in, I made sure I looked perfect when I picked her up: hair cut short, no facial hair, nails trimmed and shaped, and a nice suit, pressed and drycleaned, with a silk tie, expensive shirt, nice black leather shoes…

I dressed up because she liked it. I dressed up because it pleased her. I could have gotten out of bed, showered, shaved and popped into some shorts and a tee — it’s South Florida, it certainly would have been more comfortable — but I wanted to show my devotion. I wanted to spend time. Everything had to be wrinkle-free, everything had to shine and look impeccable. My face had to be smooth, my hair perfect. I had to smell fresh and clean and perfumed. I had to spend an hour and a half getting ready, because that’s how much time she deserved — she deserved perfection, and nothing less.

We went to a banquet a few weeks ago when she was down, and it was the same way. There was something ritualistic about it — showering, making sure everything was perfect. She wore a beautiful dress and put on her makeup and looked like a million bucks. How could I look any less? How could I let her down? She’s been transforming herself, through tasteful makeup and affordable dresses and sexy shoes, and even though she doesn’t look like a dominatrix in that business-wear, there’s something unspeakably sexy — the red of her lips, the black of her mascara, the way I’m afraid to kiss her for fear I’ll introduce some flaw into the understated blush of her cheeks. The way expensive dress wear clings to her instead of sags like her old clothes, the way she carries herself. Power. Self-assurance. Confidence. Oh…she’s got it all. It makes me dizzy.

I never used to get regular haircuts or wear product in my hair; I wore cheap cologne. I wore cheap clothes. I didn’t care about my skin care. Now…now, everything has to be perfect when I’m in her presence. I fantasize about being able to afford a bespoke suit. Cufflinks.

I buy issues of GQ and Esquire and fantasize about wearing those suits. Wearing them for her. Showing her my love through my attention to myself. By the way I care for her property.

Because there’s something about my suits — the nice ones I wear now, that I spend all that money to maintain — there’s something about the ritual about getting dressed, that makes me feel strong. Handsome. Powerful. People treat you differently in a good suit, and you hold yourself differently. There’s a way of carrying yourself. A way of moving. I feel like more of a man, more of a powerful, type-A-man, in my suits.

And so, when I’m in my suits, I feel like I’m falling that much further for her. I feel like I’m stronger, so my submission is truer. How could she ever want to dominate a weak man who didn’t care about himself? What’s the point? A man who doesn’t care about himself doesn’t care who controls him. But a strong man — a man who spends time on himself, who builds himself up — that’s a suitable subject for a dominant woman to control. A man who spends that much time on cultivating that image, his submission has value. His submission has worth. It’s deserving of effort, to break a man like that.

I dream of wearing my first bespoke suit. An expensive shirt, the collar so crisp it could cut skin. A marvelous silk tie I have my eye on. My hair, perfectly cut and waxed, my skin flawless and smooth and smelling like expensive cologne — but just the right amount, so that she gets its scent only when she moves in close, to whisper curses in my ear. And me on my knees, my tie in her hand, taut, my throat constricted as she pulls on it, and I look up at her in awe. Her opening it all up, peeling me out of it, hurting and cutting and stroking me, aware that it was all for her, aware of how much work I put into it, appreciative of my dedication.

All for her. Every inch of my clothes and my appearance a testimony to my love for her, every minute spent a minute — in its own way — of worshipping her. Of recreating myself into an object worthy of her attention and love and cruelty.

I have posted here a hundred times since I started this blog in August. And I realize, wow, it must be hard for a new person starting to read this to get a handle on all of the best posts, and to filter out the worst, most navel-gazey ones. And I say that because, you know, I may or may not have drunkenly given one of my good friends the address to the site last night when we talked about S&M. Maybe. After swearing her to secrecy. Because I won’t even be living down here anymore. And because I figure if I’m going to try to get into a public scene up north, I need to start by being honest with at least somebody about this.

So, in belated honor of my first hundred posts, and in an effort to make our history with BDSM a little less of a grind to get through, I present to you the five best posts of the first one hundred. If you’re new and want to know what I think are the five most important posts to read — or you’re that friend I gave this blog address to and don’t want to have to slog through 114 posts.

45 Days In
The first post. A good intro.

Zero to Sixty
A history of how we got from vanilla couple to D/s relationship, and it leads directly into 45 days, above.

The Blood Is The Life/
My wife and I experiment with bloodplay and knives for the first time. My favorite post because it’s probably one of my favorite sex experiences, ever.

Thank You, Ma’am
I spend a lot of time on this blog trying to understand why I went from a guy who’s sexually submissive to…well, a giant slut for pain, and this post — one of the first — comes darn close to sketching out the progression.

The Nicest Humiliation Ever
Or, how I stopped worry and learned to love my penis, thanks to my wife and a particularly intense D/S scene.

Also, these posts are all over the place, timewise, which I think is good because you can start hopping around after using them as markers in our growth.

For the record, WordPress says our top five posts are:
How to Push Your Husband Into Switching
Erotica-Porn-and-Femdom
Variations On a Theme: It’s About Her
The Sound of Her Voice
I Want to Disappear

I promise to post something with more substance tomorrow. Really.

I’m swamped with getting ready to move, applying for my career’s certification in my new state, studying for exams, closing up things at work, and dealing with my pseudo-ADD which results in everything being last minute for me no matter how much time I have to prepare. There’s just too much going on and not enough time to do it. But I do have time to talk to my wife, and think about the future, and all of the things that are going to change.

First of all, there’s the fact that my wife and I will have the first chance to join a public scene together. I don’t know about the BDSM scene in the mid-atlantic region — Delaware, Maryland, Virginia, DC — or how friendly it is to married, middle-aged couples. (God, we really are middle-aged, aren’t we? Mid-thirties, right? Wow.) I don’t know if there are any good courses on whipping or play offered anywhere, any good fun clubs to go to, or any people to meet in our area. I don’t know of any munches.

More than that, I don’t know if we want to go to any. I made a statement in my last post’s comments that basically went like this: I’m much more at ease being “publicly” dominated than I am being publicly beaten, because submission is something I am (for want of a better phrase) hardwired to do. Whereas, masochism is like…it’s a sex act. Flat-out, being beaten is a frankly explicit sex act. Being publicly dominated would be like taking off a mask in front of a select few people. Being publicly beaten would be like having a group of people watch me get fucked.

Further — I don’t know if my submissiveness would extend to other people. I just don’t know how I’d act around other people. My urge to be socially dominant recedes around my wife, but will it stay in the background in public? Will I be the worst sub ever if we go out to play? Will our dynamic change? I’m so socially aggressive and dominant, and I don’t know if those instincts will ruin the vibe with my Mistress if we’re around others. I don’t know if I can sustain my submission in a crowd in the same way I can in private. I mean, I’m not talking about sassing her back or challenging her — I’d never dream of that — but in private, she’s my world. My personality becomes something small and obedient. But in public — I’m so loud, so in the forefront.

We know two couples that talk about being kinky up there. Do we come out to them? What will that entail? Will it change the dynamics of our friendships with them if they know we’re fellow travelers?

And how do we sustain the physicality? My wife and I are used to people giving us private time because we live apart. People volunteer to watch the baby. They give us space. And when she comes down here, we have whole weekends to play alone. Up there, we’re not going to get special privileges anymore. And we’ll have to arrange our play around our little girl. And we might be living with my wife’s parents while we start out until we find a place, which means even further complications.

And more than that, are we going to be able to keep it special? Will we take it for granted that we’re around each other? Will kink become something we put on the back burner because we’re around each other all of the time?

And if we want to keep it in the forefront, how do we manage her dominance and my submission so that it’s ever-present but not something everybody is going to notice? How do we move it up a notch, make it more powerful, make me more submissive and her more dominant?

I know communication will help us navigate this, and I know we have great lines of communication. Fantastic lines, frankly. But it’s time to put it all into action — time to walk the walk instead of talk the talk. Kink has become this wonderful facet of our life — a major facet that has improved our outlook and our intimacy and brought us closer together. But here’s where the hard choices start happening. Here’s where we have to make it work for longer than a weekend.

I don’t know, I just wanted to unload that. Thanks for listening.

I’ve been constantly discovering blogs lately, including a few by pro-dommes and lifestyle dominant women, whose approaches differ drastically from my wife’s. Mistress Victoria X, for instance, has been a fun read. If I see an address pop up as linking in, I tend to check it out, and my personal blog roll on my Mac is like, 50 blogs at this point. (Although some of them are infrequent posters.)

I’ve also been rediscovering old blogs that I lost somewhere along the way, probably when I switched from my PC to a Mac and the RSS list didn’t export properly. One of those blogs is Almost Magic, which I quickly started catching up on. While scrolling through the archives, I came across a post I’d never read before, about how her kink and sex are separate — they’re not intertwined. And then Maymay posted a link to his blog in her comments, where he said much the same thing.

Now, both of those posts predate my first submissive play with my wife, and were off my radar during my first real forays into the BDSM blogosphere. And so both posts, despite their age, pack this kind of, “Whoah!” punch for me, because, man, I had no idea that people could separate their kink from their sexual pleasure. For me, being hit hurts and is pleasurable at the same time — the pain is this bright, indeterminate thing that makes me get harder and wetter even while it, you know, hurts.

And hurting me makes my wife wet. Pain — receiving it, in my case, and dealing it out in hers — is sexualized. But it’s sexualized only in a sexual context, in a context of submission. I don’t get off having my blood drawn or getting a prostate exam. Being hurt sexually, though, causes my cock to get harder, to the extent that my wife will sometimes strike me as hard as she can while we’re fucking in order to feel my cock swell inside of her, and even as she does it, I can feel her muscles tighten and her sex get wetter. Repeated blows to my face drive us both closer to orgasm, and sometimes will push her into a frenzy where she just starts slapping. I can’t count how many times at this point that I’ve come with a swollen and numb face because she — hell, we — both got off on me being a punching bag.

Now, naturally, everybody interprets their kink differently. But I can’t for the life of me figure out why I eroticize pain so deeply, why I sexualize submission and self-annihilation. My first submissive fantasies date back to childhood, well before puberty. My first masochistic instincts officially date back to my wife and I and our second scene. But when I think back, I can remember that my first real lover — not the girl I had nightmarish, awful, fumbling sex with, but the first girl I had fun, no-strings-attached sex with — would always scratch me at orgasm. She would wrap her long, coltish legs around my body and dig her fingernails into my back and just drag them over me. We had sex all of the time — she actually failed several of her classes that semester because we never left her apartment — and so a week into our sexual relationship, my back was crisscrossed with scabs and bloody furrows. And I remember — clearly — being proud every time that pain happened, because it meant I had pleased her, it meant I had made her come.

But there’s a huge difference between scratching and the new kinds of torture we play with now, and even if I can psychoanalyze myself to the extent that I can hypothesize where my masochism comes from, I can’t figure out why my wife gets juicy-close-to-coming-ohmigod-I-have-to-masturbate-on-you-slave excited when she hits me. My wife is, well, normal. The classic American background. Normal family. No abuse. No kink. No craziness. Just…a paragon of middle-American virtue. And yet somehow, she’s wired so that hitting me with a crop drives her near to orgasm, so that a few swipes of her clit after she beats me leave her shuddering and coming.

Is it nature or nurture? Is it hardwired into us at birth, or something we learn? Is it the product of our experiences? Is it natural? I think those questions need to be answered. I don’t think I have those answers — I can’t even puzzle out why I’m wired into the submissive masochist I am, or why my wife is the dominant sadist she’s turned out to be, and as I read more and more blogs like Almost Magic or May’s, I realize that there’s more under the sun than I’d ever dreamed.

So what do we do with our heroic narrative if it usurped by submission? By the fact that our tormentor is the one we love? What do we do to resolve the conflict, to present a close to the story that is our scene? Where is the moment of crisis? Where is the crescendo? Where does it all come together? The normal heroic narrative requires us to overcome our debasement and suffering, not revel in it.

For instance, take “Lethal Weapon.” Naked Mel Gibson is chained to a shower head which pours water over his body. He is tortured by Mr. Joshua and Endo (played by ’80s action character actor Al Leong.) Voltage is coursed through his body, his muscles tighten and relax as he is electrified, over and over again, when not being beaten. At the end of the torture, Our Hero is strung up, limp, beaten. “Take him outside, Endo,” says the antagonist.

And then! And then, Our Hero springs to life, wraps his legs around Endo’s neck and then snaps his head to the left, leaving him dead. He pulls himself free to wreak murderous vengeance on the bad guys.

That’s how it ends in movies. But I’m a submissive masochist — there is no cathartic murder at the end of my torture — the one hurting me is the one who loves me. There is no bloody vengeance, no reckoning where I make my will known by writing it in blood across the silver screen. In effect, I am part of a torture scene with no conclusion, no moment of release, no denouement.

Right?

I say there is another way to end the scene. I say that our heroism can be taken and turned to other uses. Our survival — our struggle — as submissive masochists funneled into another, different ending to the narrative.

Imagine:

My wife has me tied to a pair of boards crossed like an “x”. Rough hemp secures my wrists and ankles to the wood. I am naked. She tortures me with belt, flogger, crop, and switch, until my body is madman’s scribbling of welts and bloody gashes. She punches my arms, smacks my face, pulls my hair. She bleeds me with a knife, burns me with hot wax and candle flame, clamps my cock and nipples, and chokes me with my collar, pulling on it so I can’t breath.

In the beginning, I thought this was about information, but it’s not - she has me in a ballgag half of the time. Even if I wanted to talk, to give up the secret I think she wants, I couldn’t, because she has me gagged until she decides she wants to hear my cries.

“Break,” she says. “Break for me.”

Never, I say.

“You’re so strong. You’re so tough. You’ve nothing left to prove. But…there is nowhere for you to run. No one for you to run to — but me. Nobody is going to save you. Nobody is going to love you like I do. Look how much I love you?” And she dips her finger into my blood and licks it. Her blue eyes dance. “Everybody thinks love is easy, but true love is the strength and will to be cruel. And so who loves you more than me? Nobody. Ever…”

I can’t look at her.

“Say my name, and the pain ends.”

I shake my head. Exhausted. I will not break.

“I’m not ever going to break you totally, that’s why this final element has to be your choice. You’ve taken what I have to give you, suffered every stroke and lash and humiliation. You’ve nothing left to prove to anyone. So that leaves us here: with me, hurting you. You, tied to that wood, bleeding, suffering. But it can end. If you choose me. If you say my name. If you say, “Please, I’m yours, take me down,” I’ll unstrap you, I’ll clean you off, and you can lay next to me. I’ll take care of you. You’ll never be my equal, but I will be such a kind master. There are certainly worse forms of ownership. So say it…”

No.

“Say my name. Choose me. Choose what I have to offer. Surrender. Give up. You’ll always have the knowledge that you never broke — that inch of yours that never broke — but everything, even that inch — will be mine. Think of what I’m offering you.” She runs her finger down my chest, across my thigh, to my cock. “Pleasure. Plain. No doubt. No worries. Just me, owning you, from now until eternity. True fucking love, love so strong it hurts you and makes you beg.”

I shake my head again, weaker.

“Say my name. Say that you’re my slave. This isn’t me forcing you, this is you choosing. The act of a free man…” She smiles, her eyes flash, and she adds quietly, “…the last free act of a free man. After this … pleasure and slavery. And purpose.”

She strokes me with one hand while her other twists my nipple. “Choose. Say my name, and you can be mine forever.”

I lift my head up to shake it — but when my tired glance meets her gaze, I realize I don’t want to fight — I want to be owned. I choke it out. Her name. My cock thickens in my submission, throbs with my new purpose.

“I didn’t hear you, slave.” She says as she leans in to kiss me. Her lips graze mine, just out of reach. “What are you? Who am I? What’s your choice?”

“I…I’m your slave. Mistress. I choose you.”

Yes, I think I can live with that ending to those kinds of stories.

My idea of myself in a BDSM relationship lies in the intersection between my fantasies of myself as a unbreakable hero and a corrupted slave.

I know that sounds weird.

When I was growing up, I was fascinated by heroes who took beatings, who were broken down to nothing, and came out of it stronger. Who found some…inner strength, some spark, to carry on even in the face of a furious beatdown that left them on the edge of death. Bruce Willis in “Die Hard.” Mel Gibson in the first “Lethal Weapon.” Arnold in “Predator.” The superhero Daredevil in the “Born Again” arc. Cowboys and cops and superheroes. I was fascinated by the ability to survive, to be strong in the face of superior power, to be alive when the dust settles. To bleed and not fall.

The recipe is simple: Take one man. Maybe a normal guy, maybe a supercop, whatever. Then, have him beaten. Have everything he loves taken away from him. Hurt him. Torture him. Gloat over him. Break him down to nothing. And then, at the end, watch him stand up, indomitable. Watch him overcome all of the odds, watch him get past his beating, see him still standing.

I wanted to be that guy. I wanted to be tested, I wanted to be tortured, and I wanted to be still standing. I wanted to take the beating. I wanted to be put through a psychological ringer. And I wanted to still be standing at the end of it. “See? I’m strong. I am a man.”

On the other side of the fence, there was me being “the good guy.” I tried to be noble. I tried to give. I tried to always be there for people. I was the rebound-guy girls could get over their boyfriends with. I used to be the guy my best friend’s girl could come to and whose shoulder she could cry on, even as I tried to deny the erection in my pants. I was the guy who was always dependable, who always stayed sober so everybody else could party, always there when you wanted to talk or needed help.

And inside me, there was this seed, this little germ of a fantasy. And that fantasy was about being weak. About not being noble. About being selfish and hungry and saying, “Fuck my friends. I’m going to fuck their girlfriends when they come over for solace. Fuck sitting around at parties, I’m going to let somebody else watch out for me for a change. Fuck being there for people, I want to think about me. My needs. My hunger. My desires.”

I wanted to be weak. I wanted to be ignoble. I wanted to screw over my friends and fuck their vulnerable girlfriends, and have a good time doing it. The turning point for me was one night, when my best friend’s girl was drinking with me, and they had just broken up as we were all heading out of town in the middle years between junior college and college, and I admitted I always wanted her, and she said, “Every time I went over to your house after he was an asshole to me, I wanted you to fuck me. And you never did. You could have had me so many times.”

Doh. I made sure to make up for lost time later on but still…it kind of smarted. My friends were dicks, and they had mindless, remorseless fun. I was a good guy, and I ended up with girls who were terrible for me. I missed out on a bunch of stuff, by being too nice. Too selfless. I should have been selfish, just a bit. I should have been weak.

***

At the intersection of that guy who takes a beating, who sacrifices, and that guy who is weak and who is lustful and selfish and who craves sensation, there’s where I am now.

I am finally in a position to show my strength by letting myself be beaten, by letting myself be pushed to the breaking point, by letting myself be hurt and torn down and rebuilt. I can be pushed to the limit, and show that I’m strong enough to take it. I can be spit on and degraded and mastered and overwhelmed and overcome, and at the end of it, I’m still standing. That’s the point of masochism — I can show that pain doesn’t hurt. Or — more properly — that it hurts, but I am strong enough to take it. It’s what I’ve always wanted — to be tortured and heroic and strong. That’s part of what gets me off — my own strength, my endurance, my desire to show my wife that however hard she can hit me, I can take it.

At the same time, there’s the part of me who wants to give in. Who wants to crawl on his knees to the bad girl, who wants to ignore his responsibilities and fuck her. Who wants to be corrupted. Who wants to be used. Who wants to wallow in his own weakness and moral depravity.

Yeah, I said it: Depravity. Because as much as I can honestly say BDSM has been good for me, as much as it’s made me confident and self-assured and sexually sated, as much as it’s been healthy — I can also say that there’s a great big goddamn turn-on about being humiliated. Used. Cursed at. Objectified. Pissed on and sodomized and bled and turned into a cheap fucking toy for another person. To be, in short, a slut. (I want to live in a world where that word loses its gender connotations and I can have it.) To be used and hungry for more when it’s all done. To be weak and selfish and happy in my own degradation.

***

Two almost mutually exclusive impulses. To be strong. To be weak. To be loved and respected, and to be despised and degraded, by the same person. Somehow, that paradox is what makes it hot. I can be strong and heroic even as I let myself be weak and humiliated. I can let her own me and yet rejoice in my ability to be standing when it’s all done.

And on some level, I know my wife has similar conflicting impulses: to care for me. To own me and treasure me and love me. But also to hurt, and not worry about holding back. To spit on and degrade me. To be the bad girl instead of the good girl, and to be strong instead of timid. To selfishly hurt for her own pleasure instead of being loving and gentle.

I don’t know if anybody else has these paradoxes feeding into their BDSM, but I do. Oh, man, I do.

Wife: So I was talking to Tracy, and her husband is having problems with his ex-wife again. I said to myself, “Thank God that B doesn’t have an ex wife. Thank God I’ve been his one and only, and there’s no baggage.” I don’t know if I could handle it.

Me: Well, there’s baggage, but no kids. Or ex-wives.

Wife: I can’t imagine being with anyone else, or ever leaving you.

Me: I can’t imagine ever leaving you, dear.

Well, duh, of course not. Even if you strip away love and affection and companionship, of which there is plenty, there’s an 800 lb. gorilla in the room, and that gorilla is: You are the only woman who could ever dominate me. You are the only woman who has seen my naked need to submit and become a worm, to become dirt, to become nothing or less than nothing — if that’s possible. I could never find another you.

I don’t know how a slave could. I’m sure many have had to, but I’ve only read one blog that really ever deals with the collapse of that D/s relationship, and God help me, I don’t know if I could handle it. The flip side of the trust you put in a woman that allows you to open yourself up — to let her sodomize you, to let her bleed you like a side of beef, to let her punch and smack and whip you — is the vulnerability that comes with, “If this woman ever decides not to love me, she will have seen me at my meekest. My weakest. My most fragile. She will have compromised me in a way that I may never recover from.”

I don’t trust anyone enough to let them stick something in my ass, but I trust my wife that much. I don’t trust anyone to touch my neck with a naked knife, but I trust my wife, without hesitation.

And that’s the flip side — I don’t know if I could ever trust someone else enough to do those things. At least, not without my wife there, to watch over me. If my wife ever left me, I don’t know how the hell I’d meet someone and build up a relationship in a realistic amount of time in order to let them dominate and beat me. I don’t know who would want me. I don’t know how to approach a dominant woman, or how to make her see me as strong and simultaneously submissive. I think, if faced with putting all of myself out there like that, I may just give up on this wonderful life I live and recede into bored and tortured vanilla existence.

I mean, I read Unspeakable Axe talk about what it’s like to find that other half, and I think, “Jesus, that guy is good looking and clever, and he has a tough time finding a domme. I’m middle-aged. (Technically.) I’d never survive. I’d be forced to pay for it, and not from the expensive, pretty pro-dommes either — the cut-rate ones, who demand tribute in phone cards and gift certificates to Dollar King, and who look like a mean version of Flo from ‘Alice.’ She’d be saying things like, “Kiss my grits, slave,” and I’d have to say, “I don’t even know where your grits are, ma’am…” And it would just be awkward like that.

Which leads me to the final reason why I’m bound so tightly now — my wife has my fix. She’s the only woman I trust. The only woman strong enough. The only woman intriguing enough. She’s the only source for what I need, what I’ve learned I have to have. She’s my dealer, and I’m just a junkie, only my drug of choice is her: her power, her control, her domination and the pain she metes out. I’m dependent on her, even if we strip away the love and devotion and fact that we’re best friends — at this point, I’m hooked. If you strip away the romance and mutual respect, there’s still that left: my naked, hungry, junkie need for her.

Luckily, I can pay for that fix. With love. With devotion. And once in a while, when she sees how needy I am, with my fear. Those are all forms of tribute she accepts, and I gladly give them.

Occasionally, when my mind is wandering as I think about my relationship with my wife, I wonder if it’s all real. How can I be a masochist? What made me this way? What about my past wired me to get off on pain? How did I get that way? I mean, do I really get off on pain?

The answer to that is undeniably “yes.” And I’ll tell you why.

Men naturally get a bit of precome on their cocks when they get aroused, and I’ve mentioned that I get more than normal when my wife and I play with D/s. But I don’t know if I’ve ever conveyed just what it’s like. My cock literally starts leaking the minute we start playing — often, when we just talk about playing. There’s a slow, steady drip of clear fluid from the minute we start messing around with D/s, and if she starts hurting me, it literally becomes a non-stop torrent.

I can say, with some honesty and a little embarrassment, that when my wife and I start playing, I’m often wetter than she is. My whole crotch gets soaked with precome, my cock so slick it’s nearly frictionless. If she strikes me, it will literally throb and pour out another flood of precome. My balls become slick, and the bed will get an enormous wetspot. (If I’m wearing a gag or a bit, there’s often two wet spots to contend with — one from my drool, and a larger one from my cock.)

I first noticed my extreme arousal reaction to pain the first time my wife hit me in play. I was standing against the wall, my legs spread at shoulder length, my arms up in the air and crossed at the wrist. My wife raised up her hand and smacked me on the ass and I felt my cock jerk, my crotch grow wetter. Each blow brought another tiny pulse of precome out of me. When she began pegging me, it got worse — the pain of the violation and the prostate stimulus combining so that my cock was sloppily slick.

The most extreme incident happened a couple of months ago. My wife had a leather cord that she had wrapped around my balls and cock, and she would twist and tighten it, causing me a large amount of pain. She placed a hand on my cock and just…tightened the cord with the other hand. My cock throbbed and literally, precome splashed out of my cock in such a volume that my wife had to ask me if I’d orgasmed.

“No, mistress,” I groaned, embarrassed. “I…it’s just how it works for me.” I was shy, embarrassed — she knew I got wet, it was impossible to hide, but she’d never realized how much CBT pushed it to extremes.

“That is so…” she started to say, and I tensed up for her disgust. “That is so fucking cool.” She was ecstatic that she had this unnatural effect on me. She had me get on my hands and knees with my legs spread and started tapping my balls with her riding crop in increasing intensity until with each aching blow my cock dripped stringers of precome all over the bed. She made me clean off the leather tongue of the crop with my mouth, telling me how awful I was for dirtying up the toys, and then, to punish me, got out the flogger.

She flogged my balls. Gently at first, and then harder, with a great amount of skill, she whipped them with underhanded shots. She did just enough to make them sting from the initial contact with the tips of the flogger and then ache a moment later when my testicles started reacting to the blow. She timed it perfectly, each blow letting me ache for a moment before the next shot hit. And with every shot, I felt my cock pour out precome. The tips of the flogger actually started getting darker.

I’m sometimes ashamed and grossed out by how wet I get when my wife hurts me. I don’t know if it’s normal. But God, only masochistic activity does this to me. I am never so turned on as when she’s beating me. It’s incredible. And as long as she doesn’t mind — as long as she still loves me in spite of the sloppy curse — I can accept it for what it is: proof that masochism is something wired into me, fundamentally, and I may never know where it came from, but I can never doubt that it’s pure and true.

My wife demanded that I write a wish-list of what kind of debased acts of sado-masochism and submission I want to get up to once we’re living in the same house. In fact, this post — which I will send to her via email, as well — is the only way I get to come tonight. I get to have an orgasm if I send her my wish list. We just spent the last hour on the phone discussing how our D/s and S&M activities are going to work when we live in the same house again, and we’re both revved up, so if you don’t want to read about a sub’s daydreams, hie thee forth to another blog and don’t follow the link.

Mistress,

–Your Man.

…I will be living with my wife again, for the first time in two years.

I’ll be moving up north, a decision that we’ve made jointly after long, arduous and definitely un-fun and un-sexy debate.

And we talked about it tonight — briefly, since I’ve been sick for the last two days — and I get the feeling we’re both a little nervous. Part of that nervousness is sexy, “Ohmigod, we’re going to be living together and having S&M sex whenever we want it! How will we ever stop fucking long enough for Belisarius to get a job?” nervousness. Our sex has happened in pulses of a couple days here, a week there — it’s never been something “on tap” as it were.

And part of it is that this is going to be new for us — we’ve both been tempted by the idea of 24/7, no-holds-barred, he’s-my-human-pet domination and submission, but it’s never been even remotely feasible. Until now. Will we resist the urge to take things to new extremes? Will we keep a lid on it when we’re living it every night? Will we keep pushing the envelope until I’m showing up to jobs with a black eye or scabs on my back? Will we get involved in whatever local scene there is? Will we come out to the one or two people we know up there who openly practice BDSM lifestyles?

I have to admit to a little trepidation. I love reading Dev and Eileen’s blogs, because they live in close proximity to their partners. And I love reading Mistress 160’s blog, because she and Sol cohabitate and clearly get up to all kinds of trouble. And I haven’t been able to live any of that with my wife — no building a queening stool, no being in each other’s presence for longer than a couple weeks at a time, no day-in, day-out grind of BDSM and seeing whether it remains hot and sexy when we’re not seeing each other in tiny commercial breaks from our separate lives.

But I’m happy. Because we’ll be together again, and I think we’re going to make BDSM work for us. My real issue is I suspect we’ll have to start out in an apartment when we get settled in up there, and I’m a little frightened of how we’ll make loud-hurty-sex and not have the neighbors dialing 911 every night. “That’s right officer, I heard blows, and then screams, and then moans, and now a bed creaking.”

I think I’ll celebrate our reunion with something permanent — a piercing, or that ownership tattoo I’ve wanted for so long. (Can I just say that I wish there was some male version of a corset piercing out there? God, I would love to be pierced all over for my wife, then have the piercings threaded into something sexy, but a corset piercing just doesn’t look cool and masculine enough for me. Maybe a big spider web?) And I’ll finally get that daycollar I’ve been wanting, but she’s never gotten around to buying me.

There’s always been this feeling in our play that what we’ve had are stolen moments — brief, beautiful moments of heaven that are special but so, so fleeting. Now, we face the prospect of being together, but also the fear that our sex will become routinized. And I don’t want routine — I want for it to continue to be as wonderful as it’s been. If we can figure out how to do that, I’ll be happy.

I am so happy. But just a little worried. But I also think we’re going to figure it out and it’s going to be no trouble at all to keep that spark lit, if we’re willing to put in the work.